The Federation of United Clans of Akross is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.354 billion akrossians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rozul. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient akrossian economy, worth 390 trillion Ponders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,964 Ponders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akross's national animal is the Gigantopithecus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Akross is ranked 19,127^th in the world and 51^st in The League for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.57 years.