The United Realms of Emdilur is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amtur with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.357 billion Emdilurians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geldrazet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Emdilurian economy, worth 245 trillion Kertus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,860 Kertus, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,284,452 per year while the poor average 8,458, a ratio of 151 to 1.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, Emdilurians believe manners maketh the leader, the Serpent stadiums are open 24/7, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Emdilur's national animal is the Serpent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chthonism.

Emdilur is ranked 38,877^th in the world and 37^th in The League for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,183.88 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.