The Armed Republic of Meowzer Nation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jakoby Jendrzejczyk with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.174 billion Meowzerese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilyushin. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meowzer Nationian economy, worth 252 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,268 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meowzer Nation's national animal is the Meowzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Meowzer Nation is ranked 30,469^th in the world and 50^th in The League for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,645.42 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.