The Capitalist Stratocracy of Orksian is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Orks with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.676 billion Orksians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kebab HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Orksian economy, worth a remarkable 2,457 trillion Company Shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,142 Company Shares, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and a century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orksian's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Athiest.

Orksian is ranked 2,132^nd in the world and 8^th in The League for Most Developed, scoring 97.9 on the Human Development Index.