The Capitalist Stratocracy of Orksian is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Orks with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.097 billion Orksians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kebab HQ. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Orksian economy, worth a remarkable 2,998 trillion Company Shares a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 370,345 Company Shares, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,132,196 per year while the poor average 30,831, a ratio of 69.2 to 1.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, girl scouts are forced to bake their own cookies, and AI management double books government press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orksian's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Athiest.

Orksian is ranked 314,177^th in the world and 227^th in The League for Nicest Citizens, with 0.57 average smiles per day.