The Capitalist Stratocracy of Orksian is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Orks with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.212 billion Orksians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kebab HQ. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Orksian economy, worth a remarkable 3,254 trillion Company Shares a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 396,271 Company Shares, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,441,119 per year while the poor average 27,995, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

New laws have paved the way for female politicians, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orksian's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Athiest.

Orksian is ranked 2,346^th in the world and 8^th in The League for Most Developed, scoring 97.84 on the Human Development Index.