Most Secular: 503rdMost Efficient Economies: 625thMost Scientifically Advanced: 899th
The Capitalist Stratocracy of
Moralistic Democracy
Money Is Where The Heart Is
Orks
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Orksian

Population7.676 billion

CapitalKebab HQ
LeaderOrks
FaithAthiest

CurrencyCompany Share
AnimalLamb

The Capitalist Stratocracy of Orksian is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Orks with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.676 billion Orksians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kebab HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Orksian economy, worth a remarkable 2,457 trillion Company Shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,142 Company Shares, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and a century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orksian's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Athiest.

Orksian is ranked 2,132nd in the world and 8th in The League for Most Developed, scoring 97.9 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Secular: 503rdMost Efficient Economies: 625thMost Scientifically Advanced: 899thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,761stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,829thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,941stLargest Governments: 1,980thMost Developed: 2,132ndSmartest Citizens: 2,143rdMost Armed: 2,297thLowest Crime Rates: 2,388thHighest Average Incomes: 2,407thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,663rdMost Influential: 2,699thLargest Retail Industry: 2,855thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,936thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,584thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,646thRudest Citizens: 3,715thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,729thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,771stMost Patriotic: 3,954thHealthiest Citizens: 4,434thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,697thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,977thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,603rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,682ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,620thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,543rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,587thMost Inclusive: 9,166thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,386thHighest Economic Output: 12,088thMost Accessible: 13,545thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,420thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,539thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,518thLargest Black Market: 21,850thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,755thMost Conservative: 28,737th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, a century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Orksian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, Orks has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years.
  • : Orksian adopted General Assembly Resolution #5 "".

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