The Republic of Transhalva is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alek Dezer with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.071 billion Transhalvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psyan. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Transhalvian economy, worth 766 trillion Dinjaras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,161 Dinjaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Transhalva, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, arms manufacturing has been put at an arm's length, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transhalva's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Transhalva is ranked 3,085^th in the world and 9^th in The League for Most Developed, scoring 97.05 on the Human Development Index.