The Grand Commonwealth of Quezo is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by First Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.629 billion Quesoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Acernia. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Quesoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,555 trillion Loonies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Average income is an amazing 360,753 Loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in The League, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quezo's national animal is the Seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Quezo is ranked 330,581^st in the world and 251^st in The League for Nicest Citizens, with 0.14 average smiles per day.