The Grand Commonwealth of Quezo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by First Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.758 billion Quesoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Acernia. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Quesoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,605 trillion Loonies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Average income is an amazing 361,001 Loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new Quesoan-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, high school bands practice by moonlight, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders First Minister wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quezo's national animal is the Seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Quezo is ranked 1,660^th in the world and 4^th in The League for Highest Poor Incomes, with 231,887.24 Standard Monetary Units.