The Grand Commonwealth of Quezo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by First Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.209 billion Canadians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Acernia. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 4,366 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Average income is an amazing 357,657 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mosh pits are a common phenomenon in First Minister's political rallies, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, and farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quezo's national animal is the Seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Quezo is ranked 996^th in the world and 4^th in The League for Most Developed, scoring 98.57 on the Human Development Index.