The Galactic Empire of Eldrado is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Mihael with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.342 billion Eldradonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldradonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,524 trillion Aurelius Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 410,246 Aurelius Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,640,166 per year while the poor average 68,941, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, and the car industry has been kicked into one-gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eldrado's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eldradonian Christianity.

Eldrado is ranked 9,361^st in the world and 15^th in The League for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,809.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.