The Kingdom of Barcassia is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 116 million Barcassians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Barcassian economy, worth 8.32 trillion Xorons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,754 Xorons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barcassia's national animal is the Onyx Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Barcassia is ranked 120,920^th in the world and 146^th in The League for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 658.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.