The Dictatorship of Yomnomnomnom is a small, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 40 million Yomnomnomnomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yomnomnomnomian economy, worth 2.86 trillion Franks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,472 Franks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants, and the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yomnomnomnom's national animal is the Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yomnomnomnom is ranked 156,772^nd in the world and 173^rd in The League for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 378.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.