The Federal Republic of Tuscerslavia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Pyetir Ayacybrilsko with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 5.499 billion Tuscerslavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morysrybgrad. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tuscerslavic economy, worth 418 trillion Syibroks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,106 Syibroks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Morysrybgrad State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, Pyetir Ayacybrilsko's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tuscerslavia's national animal is the Sea Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Tuscerslavia is ranked 19,204^th in the world and 53^rd in The League for Nicest Citizens, with 23.07 average smiles per day.