The Serene Kingdom of Great Majorca is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Radivoj ᘜtos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 29.05 billion Majorcans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agáta. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Majorcan economy, worth an astonishing 10,381 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,369 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Great Majorca's national animal is the imperial white peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Great Majorca is ranked 764^th in the world and 2^nd in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 11,532.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.