The Empire of Transpr is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 222 million Transpraquins enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The strong Transprian economy, worth 14.4 trillion Tranzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 64,877 Tranzes, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, scientists pester asteroids with probes until they go away, Transpraquins suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Transpr's national animal is the Bluebird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Transpr is ranked 50,513^th in the world and 78^th in The League for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,089.44 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.