The Free Land of Trolone is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 881 million Troloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazervøn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Trolonean economy, worth 99.4 trillion Psychons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 112,803 Psychons, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, the endangered saltwater humpback Green Viper is only seen in captivity programs, and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolone's national animal is the Green Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trolone is ranked 44,260^th in the world and 69^th in The League for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,225.39 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.