The Republic of Neyana is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ian Sentivieli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.359 billion Neyanans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tailfort. The average income tax rate is 65.1%.

The all-consuming Neyanan economy, worth 420 trillion Neyanan dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 125,224 Neyanan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Union of Democracy holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown. Neyana's national animal is the Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianism.

Neyana is ranked 42,907^th in the world and 2^nd in Union of Democracy for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 705.24 on the Clooney Contribution Index.