The Dictatorship of Sarmerpeia is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, flagrant waste-dumping, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.273 billion Sarmerpeians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarmer City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarmerpeian economy, worth 655 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 104,443 credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, and an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Sarmerpeia's national animal is the snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sarmerpeia is ranked 3,821^st in the world and 12^th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,942.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.