Population | 5.739 billion |
Capital | Wingoul City |
Leader | The Flightless One |
Faith | The Order of No Wing |
Currency | Wing |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Wingoul is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Flightless One with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.739 billion Wingoulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wingoul City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Wingoulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,084 trillion Wings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 189,039 Wings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 555,494 per year while the poor average 50,682, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.
Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wingoul's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of No Wing.
Wingoul is ranked 194,983rd in the world and 147th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Stationary, with 53.96123629812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wingoul, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in Wingoul, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
- : Following new legislation in Wingoul, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
- : Wingoul's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Wingoul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Wingoul, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
- : Following new legislation in Wingoul, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
- : Following new legislation in Wingoul, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in Wingoul, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Following new legislation in Wingoul, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » The Glorious Hypetrain, Orlandya, Falkland and South Sandwich Islands, Bagong Timog Mindanao, Kantobliv, Breedynia, Lundia Nokor, Dawnsland, and Tank Republicans.