The Confederated Kingdom of Dlakisland is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Davessed II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.857 billion Dlaks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dralokhavn. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dlak economy, worth 920 trillion Dlakis Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,802 Dlakis Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dlak novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about King Davessed II, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dlakisland's national animal is the Gederidan Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dlakisland is ranked 284,004^th in the world and 211^th in The League for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,606.94 Standard Monetary Units.