The Stratocracy of Mauyou is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Federal Council of Mauyou with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.324 billion Mauyouans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mari. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mauyouan economy, worth 524 trillion Mauyian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 98,521 Mauyian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the endangered saltwater humpback Horse is only seen in captivity programs, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Mauyou's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mauyou's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

Mauyou is ranked 129,631^st in the world and 126^th in The League for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,271.31 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.