The Commonwealth of Mamlakhia is a mid-sized, genial nation, notable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 69 million Mamlakhians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mamlakhian economy, worth 4.31 trillion Zahavis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 62,406 Zahavis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Mamlakhians make research institutes rich, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader. Crime is totally unknown. Mamlakhia's national animal is the Gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mamlakhia is ranked 34,241^st in the world and 71^st in The League for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50.74 on the Kitten Softness Rating.