The People's Republic of Rutoffia is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 239 million Rutoffians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Rutoffian economy, worth 4.54 trillion Estovoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 18,975 Estovoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Rutoffia retire only a few years after being appointed, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rutoffia's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rutoffia is ranked 194,398^th in the world and 188^th in The League for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 97.23 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.