The The socially accepted utopia of Comuny is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.444 billion Humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comuny City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Comunyian economy, worth 779 trillion Grams of Dark Matters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 175,465 Grams of Dark Matters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comuny's national animal is the Arara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Immortal Science of the Proletariat.

Comuny is ranked 2,607^th in the world and 51^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,237.91 pounds of wildlife per square mile.