The Social Republic of Grebanistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bonelàn Zainesky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.141 billion Grebanots are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grebanburg. The average income tax rate is 81.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Grebanot economy, worth 398 trillion Grebancoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,961 Grebancoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", Grebanistan successfully hosted the The Communist Bloc Olympics, and legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grebanistan's national animal is the Grebanist Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Grebanistic Bhalidism.

Grebanistan is ranked 273,286^th in the world and 1,772^nd in The Communist Bloc for Fattest Citizens, with 3.99 Obesity Rate.