The United Socialist States of UNIOS is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by The UNIOS Federal Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 5.09 billion UNIOSians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hridayam. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UNIOSian economy, worth 646 trillion Nayas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 126,919 Nayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government records billions of hours of footage of trees, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, and UNIOSian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNIOS's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reflectionism.

UNIOS is ranked 53,840^th in the world and 144^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,388.28 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.