Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 39thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 106thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th
The Hikūmeta Gel of
Psychotic Dictatorship
انقلاب پاینده باد
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mehrabad

Population17.086 billion

CapitalPiranshahr
LeaderBirźvebir Nas Qazi Mohammad
FaithYazdānism

CurrencyDinar
AnimalEagle

The Hikūmeta Gel of Mehrabad is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Birźvebir Nas Qazi Mohammad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.086 billion Mehrabadis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piranshahr. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mehrabadi economy, worth a remarkable 3,557 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an amazing 208,190 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, police nightsticks see use all day long, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mehrabad's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Yazdānism.

Mehrabad is ranked 258,040th in the world and 1,728th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -46.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 39thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 106thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117thBest Weather: 148thMost Advanced Public Education: 256thMost Beautiful Environments: 257thHighest Average Tax Rates: 308thHealthiest Citizens: 356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 435thLowest Crime Rates: 444thLargest Governments: 506thLargest Welfare Programs: 580thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 684thMost Income Equality: 790thMost Secular: 1,094thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,767thMost Authoritarian: 2,020thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,020thMost Extreme: 2,361stMost Patriotic: 2,413thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,842ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,327thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,715thHighest Economic Output: 4,495thHighest Average Incomes: 6,640thMost Pacifist: 7,321stHighest Food Quality: 7,957thMost Conservative: 8,292ndTop
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Most Developed: 13,353rdLargest Populations: 16,359thMost Influential: 20,461stMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,151st
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Conservative: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 102nd in the regionMost Stationary: 124th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 168th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.

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