The Hikûmeta Gel of Mehrabad is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Birêvebir Nas Qazi Mohammad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.086 billion Mehrabadis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piranshahr. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mehrabadi economy, worth a remarkable 3,557 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an amazing 208,190 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, police nightsticks see use all day long, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mehrabad's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Yazdânism.

Mehrabad is ranked 258,040^th in the world and 1,728^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -46.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.