The People's Republic of Heisen burg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Walter White with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 1.141 billion Walters are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albuquerque. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walterian economy, worth 131 trillion Crystal Meths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,571 Crystal Meths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, there's a mortuary next to every Walterian restaurant, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heisen burg's national animal is the Jesse Pinkman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tucoism.

Heisen burg is ranked 17,463^rd in the world and 315^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.99 law-abiding acts per hour.