Least Corrupt Governments: 668thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 879thMost Inclusive: 973rd
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International Socialist Union

Population4.385 billion

CapitalISU-City
LeaderWorker Councils
FaithScientific Atheism

CurrencyISU-Coin
AnimalCapitalist Pig

The Confederal Republics of International Socialist Union is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Worker Councils with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.385 billion International Socialist Unionians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ISU-City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient International Socialist Unionian economy, worth 792 trillion ISU-Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,812 ISU-Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", the nation excels at displacement, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is totally unknown. International Socialist Union's national animal is the Capitalist Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scientific Atheism.

International Socialist Union is ranked 1,355th in the world and 13th in The Internationale for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,332.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 668thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 879thMost Inclusive: 973rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,196thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,355thNicest Citizens: 1,392ndMost Secular: 1,572ndMost Developed: 1,642ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,706thHighest Food Quality: 1,762ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,820thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,858thHealthiest Citizens: 2,001stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,043rdBest Weather: 2,059thMost Pacifist: 2,113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,116thMost Influential: 2,141stSafest: 2,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,317thSmartest Citizens: 2,329thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,891stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,000thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,015thLowest Crime Rates: 4,687thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,785thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,311thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,819thMost Cultured: 6,934thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,673rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,882ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,930thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,067thHighest Average Incomes: 9,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,754thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,675th
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in International Socialist Union, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in International Socialist Union, the nation excels at displacement.
  • : Following new legislation in International Socialist Union, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in International Socialist Union, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in International Socialist Union, the International Socialist Union Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in International Socialist Union, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in International Socialist Union, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Worker Councils is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in International Socialist Union, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in International Socialist Union, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in International Socialist Union, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.

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