Most Advanced Public Transport: 149thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 232nd
The Grand Red Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
For all to be equal
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Chalredonia

Population15.525 billion

CapitalCadro City
LeaderPremier Asmo Kelengy

CurrencyCalax
AnimalMicroraptor

The Grand Red Republic of Chalredonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Asmo Kelengy with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.525 billion Chalredonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadro City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chalredonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,596 trillion Calaxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,661 Calaxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chalredonia's national animal is the Microraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chalredonia is ranked 883rd in the world and 16th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 35.92 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 149thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 232ndMost Advanced Public Education: 400thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 510thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 526thLeast Corrupt Governments: 582ndMost Beautiful Environments: 619thSafest: 693rdBest Weather: 724thLargest Governments: 774thMost Developed: 780thMost Inclusive: 793rdHighest Food Quality: 856thLongest Average Lifespans: 872ndHealthiest Citizens: 883rdMost Pacifist: 897thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 974thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,072ndMost Cultured: 1,299thNicest Citizens: 1,376thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,387thSmartest Citizens: 1,403rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,028thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,175thTop
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Most Secular: 3,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,972ndHighest Economic Output: 4,406thMost Efficient Economies: 4,466thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,841stHighest Average Incomes: 4,925thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,333rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,272ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,400thMost Influential: 11,924thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,525thLargest Populations: 19,029thMost Income Equality: 19,846thMost Politically Free: 24,709th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Politically Free: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 58th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionNudest: 109th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chalredonia was endorsed by The Novgorodian State of Krestyana.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalredonia, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Chalredonia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Goias SSR.
  • : Chalredonia endorsed The Republic of EOJ.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalredonia, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Chalredonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Following new legislation in Chalredonia, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalredonia, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Chalredonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in Chalredonia, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.

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