Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 210thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 233rdHighest Poor Incomes: 270th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In The Dominion of Soviet Felines, Cat owns human
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Soviet Felines

Population13.439 billion

LeaderChairman Meow

AnimalPolar Bear

The Dominion of Soviet Felines is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.439 billion Soviet Felinesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,663 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 421,423 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Felines's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meowism.

Soviet Felines is ranked 84,028th in the world and 265th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,785.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 210thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 233rdHighest Poor Incomes: 270thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 296thMost Influential: 299thMost Secular: 318thLargest Black Market: 321stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 368thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 550thLargest Mining Sector: 623rdHighest Average Incomes: 781stMost Advanced Public Transport: 810thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 935thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,075thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,157thLowest Crime Rates: 1,204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,248thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,466thLargest Governments: 1,785thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,019thHighest Economic Output: 2,086thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,160thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,219thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,021stMost Patriotic: 3,038thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,072ndSmartest Citizens: 6,366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,382ndMost Stationary: 7,880thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,324thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,515thRudest Citizens: 10,154thMost Efficient Economies: 13,034thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,186thMost Developed: 16,323rdMost Authoritarian: 17,554thLargest Populations: 23,945thLargest Retail Industry: 24,798th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost Patriotic: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionMost Avoided: 72nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 77th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 90th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 124th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 143rd in the regionMost Conservative: 148th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 104 » Westnesia, Kethania, Kdogistan, Uinted Communist of Africa, Shamian, New Soviet States of America, Illeron, Liliumtopia, United Nations of Earth Federation, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Dudaev, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Stalin Lands, Huelistan, Vulga, Marxmeans, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Transbiansylvania, Saint Shepard, Debordan, Phallas, Thebrin, Karelianastan, Rothnia, Ganjallia, Luftetia, The Tsardom of Muscovy, Itilien, Bibliophilius, Socialist Heronia, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Picuros, Bruzzundunga, Seungli, Council of America, Green Briar, Tastiana, Slakchtreen, Tranbian, Mallissa, Brauengen, Proletariana, Rubumba, SFRYugosalvia, Des Sawuzavilockaver Islands, Abazovia, Feyrisshire, Narticol, Omafana, Councilist Communes, and 54 others.Soviet State of Covernant, South Merwervader Islands, Pangeaeae, Kheltchistan, Wice, HollowCrown, Nascotia, Rohvenn, The Steephills, Afronovia, Great Lakes Nations, Zonghuacaibu, Krestyana, Pogging Through The Pain, The Movion, Boyarkinskaya, Socialist Balkon, Gillscalia, North Fluedan, Canadian Democratic Republics, Comuny, The Transmanian Islands, Carrico, Repolaa, Flying-Penguins, Eisbergien, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Malev, Ma pi kulupu, CPRF1, Philantopian, Exania, Manchukurun, Bovad, Konzhov, Ugriasau, Sith Isles, Yeniseisk, RSSFR, Democratic-Socialists, Amadians, FSPR, Jus Publicum Europaeum, Union of Pacific Socialist Republics, Puaco, Name Redacted, Alkartasuna, Colil, Marxistans, Sankaran, Terra Saxonia, Kirrlark, Goshnia and Goshnigovina, and Socialist Indian Republics.