Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19thMost Influential: 4,110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,224th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
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Stanislaw Kielcinski
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Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Polskastan

Population4.097 billion

CapitalNova Krakova
LeaderStanislaw Kielcinski
FaithTroutism

CurrencyZloty
AnimalTrout

The People's Republic of Polskastan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Stanislaw Kielcinski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.097 billion Polska are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Krakova. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polskan economy, worth 300 trillion Zloties a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,242 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's always rabbit season, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, visiting the best Polskan restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polskastan's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Troutism.

Polskastan is ranked 178,600th in the world and 719th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 80.18392090448 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19thTop
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Most Influential: 4,110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,243rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,500thBest Weather: 10,247thMost Pacifist: 10,876thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,073rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,962ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,730thNicest Citizens: 17,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,038thHighest Food Quality: 20,422ndMost Inclusive: 20,621stMost Developed: 22,007thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,354thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,376thSafest: 24,368thHealthiest Citizens: 24,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,861st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

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