Population | 8.812 billion |
Capital | Skopje |
Leader | Dimitar Gestakovski |
Faith | Orthodox Slavism |
Currency | Denar |
Animal | Brown Bear |
The Slavic Commune of Dimitrija is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dimitar Gestakovski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.812 billion Yugoslavs are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skopje. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,193 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime is totally unknown. Dimitrija's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Slavism.
Dimitrija is ranked 18,396th in the world and 472nd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 122.21 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Bobismh.
- : Following new legislation in Dimitrija, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
- : Following new legislation in Dimitrija, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Dimitrija, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
- : Following new legislation in Dimitrija, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
- : Dimitrija voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Dimitrija voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Dimitrija endorsed The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Dimitrija endorsed The Confederal Republics of International Socialist Union.
- : Dimitrija endorsed The Democratic Republic of Des Sawuzavilockaver Islands.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 43 » Likhinia, Newdenizland, Arsa, Equlainne, Oder Crudia, Celedaria, Nadunavia, Noachia, Revolutionary Hesse, Ima, TransUps, Verdant Groves, International Anarchist Confederation, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Comuny, Mikustania, Brauengen, The Dutch Proletariat, Agania, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Anerchi, Libisia, Socialist UwU, De Eon, Zambianka, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Cheteire, North Goiky, UNIOS, Socialismia, Toramicaball, Remnantia, Kanora, Krajzovda, Mandimbisoa, Des Sawuzavilockaver Islands, International Socialist Union, Perclumsia, and Bobismh.