Most Influential: 3,390thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,855thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,192nd
The Slavic Commune of
Iron Fist Socialists
Слобода или смрт
Dimitar Gestakovski
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Population5.159 billion

LeaderDimitar Gestakovski

AnimalBrown Bear

The Slavic Commune of Dimitrija is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dimitar Gestakovski with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.159 billion Yugoslavs are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skopje. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth 863 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,308 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the police double as repo men, a The Communist Bloc Tourist Association survey has rated Dimitrija #1 for number twos, and kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimitrija's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Slavism.

Dimitrija is ranked 223,303rd in the world and 996th in The Communist Bloc for Fattest Citizens, with 8.83 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 3,390thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,855thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,192ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,357thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,498thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,558thLargest Black Market: 5,570thMost Patriotic: 6,385thMost Efficient Economies: 8,718thLargest Retail Industry: 8,722ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,082ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,140thHighest Average Incomes: 12,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,281stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,626thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,183rdMost Developed: 13,251stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,412thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,656thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,513thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,724thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,319thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,529thLargest Governments: 15,616thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,693rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,147thMost Cultured: 17,290thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,325thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,146thMost Inclusive: 19,028thNicest Citizens: 20,677thHighest Food Quality: 21,392ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,059thMost Secular: 22,422ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,414thSmartest Citizens: 23,604thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,744thMost Income Equality: 26,311thHighest Economic Output: 26,387th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Armed: 95th in the regionMost Patriotic: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 98th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 114th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 163rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 171st in the region

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