The Rogue Nation of Tewi is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by BunnyEars with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.26 billion Tewians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BunTown. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tewian economy, worth 869 trillion labor vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,392 labor vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tewians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, graffiti graces every city's streets, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown. Tewi's national animal is the bun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is bun butt.

Tewi is ranked 3,018^th in the world and 63^rd in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 24.22 bananas ingested per day.