Least Corrupt Governments: 1,575thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,587thSafest: 2,482nd
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
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Population5.26 billion

Faithbun butt

Currencylabor voucher

The Rogue Nation of Tewi is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by BunnyEars with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.26 billion Tewians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BunTown. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tewian economy, worth 869 trillion labor vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,392 labor vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tewians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, graffiti graces every city's streets, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown. Tewi's national animal is the bun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is bun butt.

Tewi is ranked 3,018th in the world and 63rd in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 24.22 bananas ingested per day.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,575thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,587thSafest: 2,482ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,580thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,841stMost Pacifist: 2,867thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,924thHealthiest Citizens: 3,018thMost Developed: 3,084thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,109thMost Inclusive: 3,173rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,423rdHighest Food Quality: 3,436thNicest Citizens: 3,600thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,628thBest Weather: 3,833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,875thMost Influential: 3,895thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,978thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,109thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,243rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,250thSmartest Citizens: 4,403rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,404thMost Cultured: 4,487thLargest Governments: 5,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,496thMost Efficient Economies: 6,221stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,389thLowest Crime Rates: 6,400thMost Secular: 7,100thMost Income Equality: 9,373rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,002ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 25,344th
Least Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46th in the regionSafest: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionMost Pacifist: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 72nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rd in the regionBest Weather: 73rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionMost Inclusive: 81st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 86th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 105th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionNudest: 123rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 136th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 150th in the regionMost Stationary: 178th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tewi, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Tewi, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Tewi voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in Tewi, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Tewi, Tewians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Tewi, t-shirts displaying a photo of BunnyEars performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Tewi, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Tewi, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Tewi, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Tewi, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.