Most Inclusive: 440thMost Efficient Economies: 550thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 603rd
The Confederate Republic of
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Population8.382 billion



The Confederate Republic of Phallas is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ozymandias with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.382 billion Phallasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bönnesberg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Phallasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,519 trillion Ômegas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 300,580 Ômegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is totally unknown. Phallas's national animal is the Fenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Phallas is ranked 680th in the world and 15th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 263.2 quips per hour.

Most Inclusive: 440thMost Efficient Economies: 550thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 603rdMost Secular: 607thMost Compassionate Citizens: 629thSmartest Citizens: 680thMost Influential: 688thNicest Citizens: 712thMost Scientifically Advanced: 714thHighest Food Quality: 721stLargest Governments: 786thHighest Average Tax Rates: 798thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 927thMost Developed: 931stHighest Poor Incomes: 935thMost Advanced Public Education: 993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,048thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,113thMost Pacifist: 1,113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,202ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,208thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,309thHealthiest Citizens: 1,419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,431stSafest: 1,453rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,558thMost Cultured: 1,596thLowest Crime Rates: 1,609thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,928thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,979thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,276thHighest Average Incomes: 2,279thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,332ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,432ndTop
Best Weather: 3,672ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,811thHighest Economic Output: 7,187thLargest Retail Industry: 11,380thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,200thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,230thMost Patriotic: 17,754thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,158th
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 71st in the regionMost Stationary: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 124th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 159th in the regionNudest: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 194th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 197th in the region

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