The Confederate Republic of Phallas is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ozymandias with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.382 billion Phallasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bönnesberg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Phallasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,519 trillion Ômegas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 300,580 Ômegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is totally unknown. Phallas's national animal is the Fenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Phallas is ranked 680^th in the world and 15^th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 263.2 quips per hour.