The Socialist Republic of Rosalind is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rosa Gramsci with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.922 billion Rosalindians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darwin. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rosalindian economy, worth 716 trillion genes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,705 genes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, Rosalindian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rosalind's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rosalind is ranked 7,038^th in the world and 360^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 184.44 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.