The Commonwealth of Otionia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Diansu with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.744 billion Otionians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozgrad. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Otionian economy, worth 743 trillion Routaps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,174 Routaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otionia's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Otionia is ranked 30,166^th in the world and 365^th in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 74,972.29 Standard Monetary Units.