The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 623 million Llanfyrhallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaidolen. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfyrhallian economy, worth 86.0 trillion firas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,974 firas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, for just a few extra firas Llanfyrhallians can get new driving records with their new cars, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Llanfyrhallians like vultures. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfyrhall's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Llanfyrhall is ranked 18,477^th in the world and 401^st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,238.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.