Rudest Citizens: 116thLargest Retail Industry: 178thHighest Disposable Incomes: 499th
The Federal Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
One Nation, Many Options
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Emeseses

Population8.14 billion

CapitalOonia
Leaderthe President
Faithall religions

CurrencyKepeng
Animalchicken

The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.14 billion rakyat Emeseses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 2,807 trillion Kepengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 344,951 Kepengs, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 7,166th in the world and 141st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,838.41 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 116thLargest Retail Industry: 178thHighest Disposable Incomes: 499thLargest Gambling Industry: 821stMost Efficient Economies: 968thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,031stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,126thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,185thHighest Average Incomes: 1,326thMost Inclusive: 1,366thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,399thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,552ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,556thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,628thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,787thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,000thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,451stTop
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Most Influential: 2,933rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,984thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,066thMost Cultured: 3,120thMost Armed: 3,450thMost Avoided: 3,688thLargest Governments: 4,778thSmartest Citizens: 4,884thHighest Economic Output: 5,290thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,637thHealthiest Citizens: 6,019thLargest Black Market: 6,287thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,166thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,860thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,006thMost Developed: 8,242ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,145thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,880thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,903rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 12,985thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,793rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,780thMost Stationary: 20,351stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,281st
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Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 71st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 75th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 88th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 97th in the regionMost Armed: 115th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Avoided: 129th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 139th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 141st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 144th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 156th in the regionMost Developed: 175th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 196th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 245th in the regionMost Stationary: 269th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 330th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 331st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 399th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 399th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 416th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 418th in the regionLargest Black Market: 420th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 450th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 664th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 666th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emeseses voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Emeseses voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".

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