The Completely Failed State of Angbhand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Endymion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.829 billion Angbhandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Angbhandian economy, worth an astonishing 12,731 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 756,505 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and getting caught with the wrong recipe book can get you locked up for 100 - 500 megaseconds. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Angbhand's national animal is the worg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angbhand is ranked 1,091^st in the world and 39^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 18,253.61 on the Gilded Widget Scale.