The Completely Failed State of Angbhand is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Endymion with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.628 billion Angbhandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Angbhandian economy, worth an astonishing 16,336 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 832,306 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Angbhand's national animal is the worg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angbhand is ranked 85^th in the world and 1^st in the Plains of Perdition for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,235.36 kickbacks per hour.