The Completely Failed State of Angbhand is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Endymion with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.089 billion Angbhandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Angbhandian economy, worth an astonishing 16,796 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 836,102 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, and unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Angbhand's national animal is the worg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angbhand is ranked 88^th in the world and 1^st in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Black Market, with 29,522 trillion Standard Monetary Units.