Most Politically Free: 2,085thHighest Crime Rates: 2,520thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,756th
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Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands

Population2.83 billion

CapitalSaint Tomas
LeaderPeter Griffin
Faithbrand worship

Currencydollar bill
Animalwinter melon

The Grey Warden Outpost of Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Peter Griffin with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.83 billion Islanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Tomas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The Tomasian economy, worth 91.2 trillion dollar bills a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 32,209 dollar bills, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,594 per year while the poor average 2,019, a ratio of 102 to 1.

A chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled, healthcare funding has been cut, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, and the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands's national animal is the winter melon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is brand worship.

Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands is ranked 238,973rd in the world and 420th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -42.88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Politically Free: 2,085thHighest Crime Rates: 2,520thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,756thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,374thRudest Citizens: 4,691stMost Avoided: 4,698thFattest Citizens: 5,448thMost Influential: 5,512thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,199thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,271stMost Armed: 11,848thMost Pro-Market: 12,179thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,368thHighest Drug Use: 24,041stMost Extreme: 25,190th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the region

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