The Grey Warden Outpost of Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Peter Griffin with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.83 billion Islanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Tomas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The Tomasian economy, worth 91.2 trillion dollar bills a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 32,209 dollar bills, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,594 per year while the poor average 2,019, a ratio of 102 to 1.

A chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled, healthcare funding has been cut, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, and the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands's national animal is the winter melon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is brand worship.

Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands is ranked 238,973^rd in the world and 420^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -42.88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.