The Commonwealth of Ignormus is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Horatio Terminator Jones with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.528 billion Ignormusians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hampter. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ignormusian economy, worth 639 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 181,318 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is totally unknown. Ignormus's national animal is the hampter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hampterism.

Ignormus is ranked 55,292^nd in the world and 1,182^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 562.2 on the Clooney Contribution Index.