The Democratic Republic of Brusselstein is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Aryan Vaidya with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.656 billion Brusselsteinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Brusselsteinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,488 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,567 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, and every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brusselstein's national animal is the Brusselstenian Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Brusselstein is ranked 6,247^th in the world and 118^th in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 151,516.94 Standard Monetary Units.