Governor: 
The Dream of Toney River
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Dream of Toney River
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Regional Power: Moderate
The Maritimes contains 26 nations, the 812th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Rebellious Youth in The Maritimes
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 210th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Kalix | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “För Sverige - i tiden” | |
| 2. |  The Glorious Yesterday of Bedford Central School | Left-wing Utopia | “Gone but not forgotten.” | |
| 3. |  The Sacred Fire of Centre Street | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom” | |
| 4. | The Dream of Toney River | Left-wing Utopia | “Pictou County is the centre of the universe.” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Nouvelle-Acadie | Left-wing Utopia | “L'Union fait la force.” | |
| 6. |  The Wide Sea of TheMaritimes | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ambassador from the Maritimes” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Tower Road | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Life is good.” | |
| 8. |  The Joy Forever of Rocky Mountain Ranger | Left-wing Utopia | “Forever” | |
| 9. |  The Childhood Memory of Chocolate Lake | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace” | |
| 10. |  The Snake Nest of The Lamia | New York Times Democracy | “The Power and the Glory!” |
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Regional Happenings
- : Bay Roberts ceased to exist.
- :
The Snake Nest of The Lamia arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Dream of Toney River rejected Kaira's request for regional embassies.
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The Kingdom of Himio of the region Kaira proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Snake Nest of The Lamia ceased to exist.
- : Embassy cancelled between The New Region and The Maritimes.
- : Embassy cancelled between Autism Spectrum and The Maritimes.
- : The Dream of Toney River opened a new regional poll: "How do you feel about your future financial stability and job prospects?".
- :
The People's Republic of Boyist Mexico arrived from The Communist Bloc.
- : The Dream of Toney River opened a new regional poll: "How would you rate your current physical health and energy levels?".
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1. 
Hrstrovokia top 0.07%
2. 
Blue Narcissus top 0.5%
3. 
Chocolate Lake top 0.7%
Middle: 
Celestine V top 37%
Last: Kalix bottom 0%
World first: 
Thorvel Forest
Gay Equality 
Midshire top 0.03% (67th in world)
Nudist Dreamland Nudist Dreamland top 0.2%
In Rocky Mountain Ranger, compass sales have gone south.
In 
1943, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
In 
Centre Street, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
In 
Typria, an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall.
“Some countries you love. Some countries you hate. Canada is a country you worry about.”
— Robertson Davies
Human Development Index
1. Hrstrovokia top 0.9%
2. Bay Roberts top 4%
3. 
TheMaritimes top 5%
Middle: Chocolate Lake top 22%
Last: 
River Rats bottom 4%
World first: 
Corsaria Katasia
Nudist Dreamland 
Yannia top 0.03% (88th in world)
Gay Equality 
Quartzinne top 0.3%
In The Lamia, high school bands practice by moonlight.
In Typria, urbanites battle to the death for penthouse apartments.
In 
Boycott the USA, craps take up a lot of time.
In Centre Street, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.
Yannia, Centre Street, and Typria
To have a good “human development index” is most admirable. Only five nations in our region are in the bottom half of the table for this.
9 minutes ago: Bay Roberts ceased to exist.
Bay Roberts, wakey, wakey. You’ve overslept.
Average Income of Poor
1. Toney River top 2%
2. Blue Narcissus top 2%
3. TheMaritimes top 2%
Middle: 
Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena top 9%
Last: 
CFCY bottom 1%
World first: 
Despoticania The Alliance of Dictators
Gay Equality Midshire top 0.2%
Nudist Dreamland Yannia top 0.3%
In Boycott the USA, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
In Centre Street, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
Pointe-aux-Coques’s politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
Yannia, Centre Street, and Midshire
Rudeness
1. Hrstrovokia top 0.5%
2. The Lamia top 0.6%
3. Typria top 0.9%
Middle: Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena bottom 36%
Last: Kalix bottom 0%
World first: 
Nothreen the South Pacific
Nudist Dreamland 
Pencil Sharpeners top 0.007% (23rd in world)
Gay Equality Midshire top 0.4%
In Centre Street, highway signs instruct travellers to yodel for help in case of emergency.
In Rocky Mountain Ranger, global warming is heating up.
In TheMaritimes, what goes down must come up.
Centre Street, Midshire, and Typria
Rebellious Youth. That’s what we’re best at in this region.
The clocks went back last night but I woke up at the same time. It appears that Canada doesn’t do this till next weekend. Confusing.
Youth Rebelliousness
1. Kalix top 0.08%
2. 
Bedford Central School top 0.2%
3. Centre Street top 0.2%
Middle: 1943 top 0.9%
Last: Hrstrovokia bottom 0%
World first: 
Blogotopia 10000 Islands
Nudist Dreamland Pencil Sharpeners top 0.004% (12th in world)
Gay Equality Midshire top 0.2%
All you have to do is pray to get into Boyist Mexico.
In Typria, homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner.
In Toney River, government expenses are beyond compare.
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