Nudest: 131stLargest Publishing Industry: 244thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 427th
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Nudist Dreamland

Population32.481 billion

CapitalGay Parrot Harbour


The Founder of Nudist Dreamland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 32.481 billion Nudist Dreamlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gay Parrot Harbour. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nudist Dreamlandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,593 trillion seashells a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,001 seashells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and the entire entry for Nudist Dreamland in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime is totally unknown. Nudist Dreamland's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nudist Dreamland is ranked 261,252nd in the world and 51st in Nudist Dreamland for Most Avoided, scoring 0.7 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Nudest: 131stLargest Publishing Industry: 244thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 427thMost Stationary: 585thLeast Corrupt Governments: 648thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,366thHighest Economic Output: 1,592ndMost Secular: 1,879thMost Cultured: 1,914thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,229thLargest Populations: 2,446thSmartest Citizens: 2,598thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,910thMost Pacifist: 3,233rdSafest: 3,321stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,813thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,366thHighest Food Quality: 5,217thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,311thMost Developed: 6,429thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,474thMost Influential: 6,478thHighest Average Incomes: 7,189thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,808thMost Inclusive: 7,928thLargest Governments: 9,024thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,054thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,330thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,849thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,449thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,674thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,759thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,040thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,804thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25,812th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the region

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