Rudest Citizens: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 6thMost Armed: 8th
The Black Chaotic lands of
Corporate Bordello
Moon thy critics Brains.
Prankisimo
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Nothreen

Population10.334 billion

CapitalRudozia
LeaderPrankisimo
FaithKnockism

CurrencyNoos
AnimalBat

The Black Chaotic lands of Nothreen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prankisimo with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.334 billion Nothronians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rudozia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nothronian economy, worth a remarkable 4,659 trillion Noos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 450,901 Noos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,205,234 per year while the poor average 4,286, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, most Nothronian video games are banned in other countries, and nations across the world are quick to praise Prankisimo's good looks and intellectual prowess. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nothreen's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Knockism.

Nothreen is ranked 221st in the world and 7th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 18,212.56 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 6thMost Armed: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15thMost Avoided: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thFattest Citizens: 28thLargest Gambling Industry: 36thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72ndMost Rebellious Youth: 78thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 85thMost Ignorant Citizens: 148thHighest Disposable Incomes: 169thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 221stMost Corrupt Governments: 259thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 360thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 405thHighest Average Incomes: 593rdLargest Mining Sector: 704thMost Valuable International Artwork: 941stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,136thMost Politically Free: 1,287thMost Pro-Market: 1,371stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,415thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,489thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,337thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,754thHighest Economic Output: 2,878thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,025thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,688thMost Stationary: 12,132ndTop
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Most Influential: 14,843rdLargest Black Market: 17,434thMost Inclusive: 19,513th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 109th in the regionMost Stationary: 216th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 233rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 252nd in the regionLargest Populations: 350th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 362nd in the regionNudest: 415th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 724th in the regionMost Extreme: 724th in the regionMost Influential: 984th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, nations across the world are quick to praise Prankisimo's good looks and intellectual prowess.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, most Nothronian video games are banned in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, books are so highly regarded in Nothreen that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Nothreen changed its national animal to "Bat", its capital to "Rudozia", its demonym to "Nothronian", its demonym adjective to "Nothronian", its motto to "Moon thy critics Brains.", and its nation type to "Black Chaotic lands".

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