Rudest Citizens: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 8thMost Armed: 11th
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Population8.797 billion


The Borderlands of Nothreen is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.797 billion Nothreenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nothreenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,726 trillion Noos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 423,664 Noos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,949,852 per year while the poor average 4,045, a ratio of 976 to 1.

Bris parties are all the rage, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nothreen's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nothreen is ranked 247,435th in the world and 8,522nd in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3.62 tourists per hour.

Rudest Citizens: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 8thMost Armed: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thMost Avoided: 21stFattest Citizens: 33rdLargest Gambling Industry: 51stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 63rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 101stMost Rebellious Youth: 110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 168thHighest Disposable Incomes: 202ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 293rdMost Corrupt Governments: 323rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 367thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 454thHighest Average Incomes: 676thLargest Mining Sector: 746thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,034thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,122ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,446thMost Politically Free: 1,568thMost Pro-Market: 1,663rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,766thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,718thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,917thMost Efficient Economies: 3,124thHighest Economic Output: 3,708thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,803rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,983rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,930thMost Inclusive: 9,871stNudest: 11,693rdTop
Most Stationary: 13,308thMost Influential: 15,402ndLargest Black Market: 15,994thHighest Drug Use: 18,259thMost Extreme: 19,921st
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 129th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 149th in the regionLargest Black Market: 232nd in the regionMost Stationary: 242nd in the regionNudest: 243rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 251st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 322nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 362nd in the regionMost Extreme: 367th in the regionLargest Populations: 394th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Nothreen, small shoes often wash up on the beach.


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