Population | 21.594 billion |
Capital | Jensigaršr |
Leader | Marie III |
Faith | Medieval roman catholicism |
Currency | Golden crown |
Animal | bear |
The Queendom of Thorvel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marie III with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.594 billion Thorvelers enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Social Policy and Healthcare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jensigaršr. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Thorveler economy, worth a remarkable 4,147 trillion Golden crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,076 Golden crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and Marie III is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thorvel's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Medieval roman catholicism.
Thorvel is ranked 10,032nd in the world and 26th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 2,342.13677880928 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thorvel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, Marie III is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United Forest Games.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
- : Thorvel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.