Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th
The Queendom of
Moralistic Democracy
In the name of God, On guard !
Marie III
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Thorvel

Population17.795 billion

CapitalJensigaršr
LeaderMarie III
FaithMedieval roman catholicism

CurrencyGolden crown
Animalhorse

The Queendom of Thorvel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marie III with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.795 billion Thorvelers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jensigaršr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thorveler economy, worth a remarkable 3,002 trillion Golden crowns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,712 Golden crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, most foreigners can't name the leader of Thorvel, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, and all Thorvelers live like kings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thorvel's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Medieval roman catholicism.

Thorvel is ranked 260,811th in the world and 359th in Forest for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.27 bananas ingested per day.

Top
1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thMost Devout: 10thMost Primitive: 18thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 159thFattest Citizens: 244thBest Weather: 525thMost Beautiful Environments: 641stMost Cultured: 745thRudest Citizens: 770thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 842ndMost Patriotic: 1,500thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,305thTop
5%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,511thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,868thHighest Economic Output: 5,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,954thMost Armed: 9,334thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,583rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,473rdMost Stationary: 12,374thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,244thMost Conservative: 14,801stLargest Populations: 14,873rdMost Influential: 15,095thLowest Crime Rates: 22,484thLargest Black Market: 24,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,547th
Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, all Thorvelers live like kings.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, most foreigners can't name the leader of Thorvel.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams.
  • : Thorvel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.

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