Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 64thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 123rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 161st
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Blue Narcissus

Population27.722 billion

CapitalOasis of Perpetual Beauty
LeaderNarcissus

Currencymirror
Animalgorgeous self

The Dazzling Reflection of Blue Narcissus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Narcissus with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.722 billion Blue Narcissusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oasis of Perpetual Beauty. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blue Narcissusian economy, worth a remarkable 9,528 trillion mirrors a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 343,726 mirrors, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,205,840 per year while the poor average 3,265, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blue Narcissus's national animal is the gorgeous self, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Blue Narcissus is ranked 3,540th in the world and 19th in The Maritimes for Nudest, with 1,204.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 64thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 123rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 161stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 228thLargest Gambling Industry: 229thMost Avoided: 351stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 381stHighest Disposable Incomes: 413thLargest Insurance Industry: 430thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 459thHighest Economic Output: 491stFattest Citizens: 499thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 507thLargest Mining Sector: 520thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 567thMost Stationary: 608thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 628thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 907thLargest Retail Industry: 1,066thHighest Average Incomes: 1,268thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,295thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,353rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,434thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,552ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,626thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,731stTop
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Most Secular: 2,275thLargest Populations: 2,779thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,142ndNudest: 3,540thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,070thRudest Citizens: 5,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,791stMost Influential: 6,704thLargest Black Market: 9,173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,282ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,653rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,435thTop
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Most Armed: 11,165thSmartest Citizens: 14,261stMost Conservative: 15,372ndMost Pro-Market: 17,007th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the region

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