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Population37.703 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy


The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.703 billion Blogotopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,544 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 359,241 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 18th in the world and 2nd in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 15,507.36 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 2ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2ndMost Secular: 6thMost Cultured: 7thHighest Food Quality: 8thMost Influential: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 18thMost Beautiful Environments: 18thLeast Corrupt Governments: 21stNicest Citizens: 23rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26thMost Inclusive: 30thMost Pacifist: 31stMost Armed: 43rdLargest Black Market: 51stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56thMost Advanced Public Transport: 79thBest Weather: 91stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 230thHighest Economic Output: 305thSmartest Citizens: 328thHealthiest Citizens: 328thHighest Poor Incomes: 339thMost Subsidized Industry: 396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 440thLargest Governments: 639thMost Developed: 788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 791stLongest Average Lifespans: 881stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,069thLargest Populations: 1,094thHighest Average Incomes: 1,351stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,452ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,607thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,941stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,477thMost Stationary: 5,128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,258thTop
Most Income Equality: 16,527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,235thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,233rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 66th in the regionMost Income Equality: 81st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 116th in the regionNudest: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, hotels often double as quarantine zones.
  • : Blogotopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Empire of Arnefol.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Holy Empire of Rotzka.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 140 » Creeptopia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Kyrizstanislav, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Dovant, Free Land of Rebellium, Vivolkha, Ferte, Ghiamonga, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Airday, Zachais, Solarampa, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, The Republic of Osea, Medetas, Namakan, Kachikawawa, Calrad, Solsevara, Liberdon, Novegia, Marxist Germany, and 90 others.Seranis, Nea Komnenia, Zeklandia, Mauryana, The Unidet Of Life, Testa, Membatak, Ilfarasia, Maconshinbernititte, Conservative Republic Of Huang, Katitania, Holma, Krystalveil, Selu-Ahare, Tausend Seen, Renetopia, Samonaemia, Grimmywelsh, Violent Trees, Greater Theowherveld, The Wires Empire, Faradova, Chromatomia, Cathamye, Hellenic Exusia, Xanthorrhoea, Iron Soviet, Herfenzir, Kaltovar, Victorian Dynasty, Macrasetia, Girls Who Say Bruh, Rauensteinland, Empire Of Shield, Coldian, Aquachromia, New Aierlund, The Galactic American Imperium, Hicuria, Denadamelada, Breosia, Greater Kithsdicaia, Hashari Darussalam, The Democratic State Of Josora, Alski, Gal Cradia, Malayn, Anime Lovely, Immortal Anfield, Savveria, United States of Island land, Fractethyst, Reformed Imperis, Dorab, Kaprein, Cynpeon, Second Peenadian, Houbur, Western New Yakern, Geonomia, Bondgalm, Puffandria, Alathria, Righteous Freedoms For the People, United federation of kurdistan, Havesia, KEP77, Demeters Children, Markanite, Counties of Cracow, Attoree, Lower Lorwitz Navilia, The Divine Elephant, Rog Mily, Jaegerpondonia, Caribbia, Phello, Saint Nations, Peepostani, Striagro Uspil, Northern African Sahara, Haxtonovich, Strigberg, Boroii, The Solus, Republic of Denoary, United Kolane, Derrian Islands, Rotzka, and Arnefol.