Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 2ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd
The Anarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Free Palestine
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population35.95 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy


The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.95 billion Blogotopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 11,374 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 316,385 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 214,634th in the world and 982nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -86.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 2ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3rdMost Secular: 5thMost Influential: 8thMost Cultured: 8thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9thHighest Food Quality: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 11thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 20thNicest Citizens: 25thMost Armed: 32ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rdMost Pacifist: 36thMost Inclusive: 38thLargest Black Market: 72ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 78thBest Weather: 104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 110thMost Advanced Public Transport: 126thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 244thSmartest Citizens: 346thHealthiest Citizens: 366thHighest Economic Output: 382ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 558thMost Subsidized Industry: 570thHighest Poor Incomes: 734thLargest Governments: 866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,065thMost Developed: 1,075thLargest Populations: 1,124thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,207thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,271stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,618thHighest Average Incomes: 1,805thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,790thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,721stMost Stationary: 5,527thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,739thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,963rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 69th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the fattest folk in Blogotopia look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 129 » Creeptopia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Hellei, Northern African Sahara, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Inberdia, Dovant, Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, Free Land of Rebellium, Northern Nivaria, Vivolkha, Marroc, Ferte, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Ghiamonga, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Airday, Zachais, and 79 others.Solarampa, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, Terra Royaume, The Republic of Osea, Ytvigshill, Medetas, Namakan, Drewish, Great Ranges, Kachikawawa, Calrad, Ali Faridi, Solsevara, Liberdon, Novegia, Islands of Czechia, Galimania, Marxist Germany, Seranis, Lundara, Nea Komnenia, Zeklandia, Mauryana, The unidet Of life, United States of Island land, Testa, Membatak, Ilfarasia, Clialaad, Rhie, Megistos, Kalldunn, Maconshinbernititte, Ardelenia, Slaughter Machine, Pallas Athenaie, Mat She, Conservative Republic Of Huang, Onfande, The Galactic American Imperium, Skamor, Katitania, Holma, The Fortem, Greater Puptioneberadon, New Kowloon Bay, Krystalveil, Lisokyo, Selu-Ahare, Horacellum, Tausend Seen, Renetopia, Zubrowlitz, Silvedania, Wischland, Artyolae, Samonaemia, Yellowjacket, Dorab, New Kios, Grimmywelsh, Bavland, Violent Trees, Mukacevo, Greater Theowherveld, Malevos, The Wires Empire, Coldian, Faradova, Chromatomia, Semarangan, Vestyria, Margaux, Aquamarine Island, Cathamye, The Territories of Sealand, and Burka.

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