The Pristine Protectorate of Seranis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a staunch environmentalist with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.452 billion Seranisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seranis Meadows. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seranisian economy, worth an astonishing 13,028 trillion serans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 367,509 serans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seranis's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Fellowship of Leaves.

Seranis is ranked 1,553^rd in the world and 23^rd in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Incomes, with 367,509.26 Standard Monetary Units.