The Pristine Protectorate of Seranis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a staunch environmentalist with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.337 billion Seranisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seranis Meadows. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seranisian economy, worth an astonishing 12,978 trillion serans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 367,272 serans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seranis's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Fellowship of Leaves.

Seranis is ranked 254,786^th in the world and 277^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,530 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.