The Galactic American Imperium

| Population | 12.623 billion |
| Capital | Washington DC |
| Leader | President Helena Halsey |
| Faith | State Atheism |
| Currency | Interstellar Dollar |
| Animal | Imperial Abyss Eagle |
The Trans-Ascendant Empyrea of The Galactic American Imperium is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by President Helena Halsey with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.623 billion Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth an astonishing 10,432 trillion Interstellar Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 826,459 Interstellar Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, billions of Interstellar Dollars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Imperial Abyss Eagle Nebula, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Galactic American Imperium's national animal is the Imperial Abyss Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State Atheism.
The Galactic American Imperium is ranked 431st in the world and 7th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 14,115.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Galactic American Imperium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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The Galactic American Imperium, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
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The Galactic American Imperium, billions of Interstellar Dollars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Imperial Abyss Eagle Nebula.
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The Galactic American Imperium, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
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The Galactic American Imperium, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
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The Galactic American Imperium, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training.
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The Galactic American Imperium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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The Galactic American Imperium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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The Galactic American Imperium was endorsed by
The Socialist DicTATERship of Potatostan-.
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The Galactic American Imperium, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.




















































































