The Rogue Isles of Palman is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pharoah Hannibal Walker with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed population of 29.847 billion Palmani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercy Bay. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Palmani economy, worth a remarkable 5,251 trillion palls a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,937 palls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime is totally unknown. Palman's national animal is the gunni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Henotheism.

Palman is ranked 331,080^th in the world and 406^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.01 on the Bus Surprisal Index.