The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.888 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth an astonishing 10,729 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 431,116 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, and the image of Kyrizstanislav's future is just a picture from last century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 2,627^th in the world and 20^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Black Market, with 3,727 trillion Standard Monetary Units.